scs Fairy Tales

By Authors Unknown

Santa's Workshop

What a racket ! Sawing and hammering all around, the whine of cordless drills and the smell of hot glue guns filled the air. Yup, it was Chrismas Eve in Santa's workshop and the elves were going flat out to complete the last batch of orders.

With minutes to go, the last nail was nailed, the last screw screwed and the last joint glued and the very last toy went into Santa's sack and it was loaded onto the waiting sleigh. Santa walked out of his office, climbed onto the sleigh and uttered the famous words :

Now Dasher ! now, Dancer ! now, Prancer and Vixen !
On, Comet ! On, Cupid ! on, on Donner and Blitzen !
To the top of the porch ! to the top of the wall !
Now dash away ! Dash away ! Dash away all !

And, with a great clatter of hooves, they rushed off through the door and into the swirling snowflakes and darkness to start their long busy night of delivering presents to all the good children in the world.

Right, if you want to get the kids to bed, I'll tell you what the elves got up to once Santa had gone.

EDITORS NOTE

The rest of this submission has been cencored as it contained explicit material of a drunken, violent and sexual nature and was not, in our opinion, suitable even for an adult audience such as yourselves.