The Alternative Scottish FAQ

Original idea by John Suthernland

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The Definitive List of Acceptable Topics

How to Hold a Conversation with a Scot

Scottish Films That Were Never Made

The Most Hated Things in Scotland

How to Look Stupid in Scotland

How to Start a Fight with a Scot

Scottish Names and Hometowns

How to Pretend to be Scottish

Alternative Place Names

Scotland's Own X - Files

Clan MacMuppet

Some Don'ts

As was noted on the introduction page, there is an excellent Scottish FAQ which is maintained by Craig Cockburn. That one contains genuine information and the scs group charter can be found at the start of the document. Craig updates the FAQ on a quarterly basis and has been doing so since the formation of scs in 1995. The URL is : siliconglen.com