Not the Official s.c.s. Informer Page
The Website War of 2004 saw a competitor emerge to challenge the dominance of the long-established, 'scs Informer'. Whether anyone else ever bothered looking at either of our sites, we'll never know . . . but it kept at least two of us amused for several weeks. And, naturally, to quote Kenny Everett, it was 'All Done In the Best Possible Taste'.
Unfortunately, most of the photographs which were originally used by Ian on his original page are long gone. I managed to recover what's shown below from a file archived on 9th November 2004 and which I retreived from the Internet Archive using the 'Wayback Machine'.
In pasting the content of his original 'easy SCSI' into this page layout, I've had to change some of the original formatting but I have attempted, as far as possible, to retain my old friend and sparring partner's original layout style. Sadly, Ian died on Thursday, 7th September 2006.
Here's a link to the scs thread on Google . . . Sad News From Colorado . . . in which many of the regulars of scs, most of whom never had the opportunity of meeting Ian, expressed their respect, affection and deep sense of loss. Lest you wonder why my own name is absent from the thread, I was on holiday in Germany at the time and only heard of our loss on my return. So, this page is my (belated) contribution to the memory of 'Ian O'Morrison'.
I've added a couple of comments [in brackets] to assist those who never had the chance to know Ian or read his contributions. That is their loss !
Lastly . . . Ian's website, which has many of his excellent photographs, has been maintained by his nephew. HERE
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!!!!! NEW !!!!! The s.c.s. Shameless Hussy Rankings
[which linked to . . .]Women of Men's Distraction
The s.c.s. Shameless Hussy Contest has been declared void due to lack of evidence that the self-styled hussies actually possessed
any of the weapons of mass distraction that they claimed. Careful research has revealed that many of the pictures submitted were not
of the parties in question, and their dossiers had been "s*xed up".
Any consequent rioting will be suppressed ruthlessly. Electricity and water supplies will be restored as soon as possible.
!!!!! COMING SOON : LIVE WEBCAST OF THE easySCSI FRINGE PARTY !!!!!
easySCSI : Not the Official s.c.s. Informer Page
Subscribers to s.c.s. will have noted that the s.c.s. Informer pages were well past their sell-by date until very recently, and are
still riddelled with annyoing erros. These pages (currently just the one) will contain completely uncensored (apart from one picture),
unexpurgated, authoritative content of interest to adult s.c.s. subscribers. I welcome any suitable pictures, or links.
We are now a low cost website, so join up and help keep the fat cats (that means you, Despicable One) at bay!
[I was 'The Despicable One' and those are NOT spelling errors in the first sentence.]
NEWSFLASH !!!!!!
We now have a Partner Webpage showing exciting exclusive pictures of an s.c.s. Gathering, captured earlier this year!
[The 'Skittish Quilters' Meeting at Stirling, Scotland in 2004 when Ian
took most of the photographs.]
NEWSFLASH !!!!!!
The latest NEW feature is the current list of s.c.s. prizewinners and the valuable prizes they have won for their efforts over the last month. That's ANOTHER thing you will NOT find on the s.c.s. Inferior website!
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The Duke and his niece (Hem-Hem), sample the fodder and unique atmosphere of their local MacRobert Steakhouse and Muffler Repair
Centre but just why is the Head Waiter wearing the Hunting Kaulfuss tartan, seemingly biased on the distaff side (or is it the other way round)?
[This was a photograph of Moses Lambert (Duke of URL) and Elaine Goldberg]
Graham McDermott demonstrates his contempt for the risks of the Death by Cryptosporidium* pudding at MacRobert's Steakhouse.
[This photograph had already appeared in the scs Gallery from whence it was purloined !]
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Adam Whyte-Settlar and the PFD show off some native children they have captured for the MacRobert trade
We have been advised that the above is not ejaycee revealing her assets as we had been told by the despicable contributor. However we have also received instructions from Ms Cee's legal advisors to apply censorship to the 'nooks and grannies' depicted therein, hence the black splodge. We have also been instructed that the correct name for this individual is Domina Trix, which seems unlikely.
[Strangely, I had the identical picture on my hard drive (sans splodge). As to, 'the despicable contributor' ? Draw your own conclusions !]
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This, in fact, is Her Holiness, Sister Ejaycee of the Order of Ss Britney & Kylie, appreciating an explicit relief she has discovered on the Web.
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Who is the mysterious owner of these manly knees.....and rather less manly record collection?
Who is this s.c.s. regular, which other regular is he assaulting and why?
[Another photograph pinched from the scs Gallery . . . Jim Woodard (on left) and Stephen Hamilton]
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Msgr Lin Dores is quizzed about large sums of money allegedly 'resting' in various bank accounts.
This photograph was taken by a tiny concealed digital camera.
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Some Hebridean 'talent' is surprised by a raiding party of s.c.s. members (sic).
[I seem to recall this was a photograph of a flock of sheep being driven down a street ?]
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This is the inevitable result of an s.c.s. raid on Hebridean 'talent'. It is so sad....
Please send contributions (cash, T*l*sk*r or images) to my e-mail address
Naturally, I posted a page in response to the 'easySCSI : Not the Official s.c.s. Informer Page', stating :
Some months ago, it was brought to our attention that a, so called, 'alternative' website had been uploaded.
Outrageous claims have been made on the pages, well, actually it's still only ONE single, solitary, individual page at the moment and looks likely to remain that way for some time.
Although further pages are promised, we would advise anyone believing this statement to think carefully before subscribing to their "adult content" site.
They claim that : 'These pages **will** contain completely uncensored, unexpurgated, authoritative content of interest to adult s.c.s. subscribers.' Our advice would be to, 'Wait and See !' before parting with any of your money.
Reports indicate that the rumour of a takeover by a larger company, ('Virgins 'R Us' has been mentioned in the passing) is a total fabrication aimed at distracting potential subscribers from the sponsor's current major financial problems.
Should you still be of a mind to view this somewhat inadequate site, you may use the link below. But we did warn you !
