Wee Fly Man Competition

Brought to you by Perfidious Alban Publishing

You could win all of these whiskies !

Competition entry forms are now available. Applications, by snail mail only, to :-

Perfidious Alban Publishing
The Penthouse
Jenkins Towers
Clyde View
Govan
Scotland

Clearly mark your application 'Contest' and enclose the appropriate entry fee.

Please also familiarise yourself with the terms and conditions of this competition.

Any / all prizes which may be awarded will be the decision of, and purely and solely at, the discretion of the judges, whose ruling on such matters will be final. Should, in the opinion of the judges, in any given month, there be no suitable entry of such a standard which merits an award, then, at their discretion, no prize need be issued. All contestants are advised that there is not currently, and there is no future intention to implement, any form of appeals procedure in respect of any / all failed entries. The operators of this contest also reserve the right to sell the e-mail addresses of any, and all, contestants to an organisation of their choosing for the purposes of unsolicited commercial e-mailing. The operators further reserve the right to award, at their sole discretion, a facsimile, similar to, but smaller than, the photograph shown above rather than any actual bottles. Contestants should also note that, again at the sole discretion of the judges, in the unlikely event of a winner, proprietary drain cleaner may be substituted for any bottle shown. Should circumstances dictate that this competition is suspended, cancelled or totally withdrawn, the operators reserve all rights regarding retention of any / all moneys previously paid in entry fees. In the unlikely event of a prize actually being awarded, the winner will be required to pay all costs relating to packing and shipping, in advance. Cash in Canadian, Australians and New Zealand dollars / GB Pounds / Euros / Swiss Francs will be accepted in respect of these. Please note that we do not accept US Dollars. All Credit / Debit cards will incur a 10% handling fee, Personal / Company Cheques (Checks) and Bankers Drafts will incur a 20% surcharge. The latter will require to be cleared by our bankers (approx. 6 months) prior to any action on our part with regard to despatch. Perfidious Alban Publishing would also wish to make clear that they have no direct interest or influence in the operation of this contest but are merely acting, as agents, for an exorbitant percentage of any moneys received, on behalf of Perfidious Alban Enterprises (Offshore).