scs Posters Gallery ~ Page 1

By Jon Croft

Introduction, Captions and Closing Remarks by Mr Jon Croft

The scs newsgroup is, as you will all probably have realised by now, a very odd little place, filled with the flotsam and jetsam of the internet . . . LoOnS and escaped mental patients have gathered here to share joys and sorrows; hopes and aspirations; indeed our very inviolate souls . . .

(We also come here to viciously flame each other, but that aspect will be covered later . . .)

We love, we laugh, we drink vast quantities of nail polish remover and rubbing alcohol . . . but we do it together . . . like a real family . . . so now ladies and gentlemen, in no particular order, I present to you, the happy faces of s.c.s. !!!

The legendary Jon Croft, alias bluewhale, with his son . . . don't ask where his son got the blond hair, it certainly didn't come from Jon, who is part American Indian. Jon's milkman, Sven, is blond but we won't go into that now.

The Matriarch of s.c.s., Helen Ramsay, serenely surveys her kingdom.

The dashing Bryn Fraser unloads pilfered spirits from his backpack.

A pensive Greyrover gazes across the lonely waters of Loch Ness during the search for Nigel's missing future son-in-law.

Mìcheil Rob MacPhàdruig kneels low behind a hedge to avoid a roaming band of MacRoberts who were begging for coins. The feathers in his hat gave Mìcheil away but he managed to escape with his virtue (and wallet) intact.

An embarrassed Ian O. Morrison pretends he wasn't really stealing his friend's compact discs.

Sadly, we lost Ian O. in September 2006.

His company and wry sense of humour is missed by us all.

Marjana Kovacevic, who is the only person on s.c.s. who has a solid grasp of English sentence structure. Strangely enough, she is from Slovenia.

After 20 years in medicine, Dr. Josiah Jenkins, alias Ian Stewart, celebrates the first time he has had a patient leave the operating theatre alive.

David Allison, shown shortly before his mysterious disappearance at the hands of the Dole Foods Banana Cartel.

OK, he's back ! He's been mumping and moaning for months now because he got moved to the last page.

Sheesh, he was the one who disappeared for about twenty years, not us. Who is he ? Original photo below

Andy Fraser, member of the "Really Very Silly Party", celebrates a solid third place finish in his run for the job of SMP for Kyle of Lochalsh. He finished behind the Fascist Anarchists, but ahead of the Tories . . .

So there you have it ladies and gentleman, the LoOnS of s.c.s. And if anyone on this page does not like their caption, please observe the proper protocol and flame the hell out of me on scs. (I would however request that you leave my mother out of it.)

Goodnight, and thank you for your kind attention.

Jon Croft
Katmandu
April 25, 1937