scs Posters Gallery ~ Page 2

By Jon Croft & Mr Micheil Rob MacPhàdruig

Introduction, Captions and Closing Remarks by Mr Jon Croft

All photographs displayed on these pages are genuine, except for those noted as "Artist's Conception".

Well Ladies and gentleman, the first page was such a wild success that we have been flooded with new pictures to post. (Well, "flooded" might not be exactly the right word, but . . .)

And speaking of "butts", I am happy to report that these web pages have reached the next level of Internet quality in that we now have a site containing genuine nudity.

We welcome this trend and actively solicit any further nude pictures of the scs readership. So, if nudity offends you, go no further . . . But if you are an adventurous soul with loose morals, then welcome !!!

A grim but unflinching Nigel Carron faces death at the hands of an SNP firing squad for writing really unkind things about them on scs . . .

Here we see Colin Rosenthal attending an archaeological dig in Southern Egypt. After two days of not understanding what his colleagues were talking about, he remembered that he was a solar scientist and that he should be in an observatory . . .

Jim Woodard (on the left) and Stephen Hamilton (the other one) discuss whether T*l*sk*r Malt Whisky has a peppery or smoky finish . . .

Rusty wins an international darts contest and claims her prize. She was hoping for a new car, but was disappointed to be awarded a man named Lars instead.

A not quite recent photograph showing Lesley Robertson wandering away from her family home into the garden of "MacRobert Manor". (Seen in the background.) Fortunately for the young Lesley, the MacRobert sentry on duty was unconscious after a long bout of drinking wood alcohol, so she was not eaten . . .

A dejected Moses Lambert leaves another unsuccessful audition after failing to get the part of Captain Ahab in his local theatre production of "Moby Dick". His acting was all right, but the producers were concerned that the stage lighting might reflect from his giant glasses and blind audience members.

An excited Jim Stewart prepares to leave for a Halloween party where his Insurance Salesman costume wins first prize.

Joe Makowiec carries his dog Muffy into the local MacRobert's Steak House. Even though Muffy is not quite dead, he is still able to trade her for a steaming bowl of Ocular Gumbo.

Elaine Goldberg, who would like to post more but can't due to her web-tv internet connection, has still suffered the mental damage common to those of us who spend a lot of time in scs. Her family first became concerned about her mental state when she got rid of her poodle and replaced it with a demonically-possessed canine. Here, Elaine and "Gorto, the Hound from Hell", spend a Sunday morning together before starting the day's work of sacrificing virgins.

Mike MacKinnon demonstrates the new and the old in the MacKinnon lifestyle - hot wheels combined with an inability to stand on one's hind legs unsupported. The various theories for this oddity all point to the same root cause; Stupor taliskeris congenitalia.