scs Posters Gallery ~ Page 5

By Josiah Jenkins

Introduction, Captions and Closing Remarks by Dr Josiah J Jenkins

Well Ladies and gentleman, it would seem that an appearance in these pages generates some kind of kudos. We base this assumption on the fact that our mailbox has recently been flooded with applications. We therefore present some of the photographs submitted without further comment.

Cory Bhreckan, somewhere in the wilds of Scotland, with that "relieved" look.

Ruiseart Alcorn.
The kilt he is wearing is allegedly the Macpherson 'Hunting' Tartan.

Completing the ensemble, his sporran is the 'Special Informal Bland' model and the Hoodie is by Ned's Of Glesca.

Sally Sprinkler's FBI photo. That's not her real name, but we can't print that here as she's on their witness re-location program.
[Her real name is . . .Sally Sp****er]

This woman claims to be Ann Getty, but continues to deny having an Uncle Paul anywhere in her family tree. Obviously someone doesn't believe her as she receives, on average, 10 begging letters per week with Dumsterville post marks. Investigation reveals that she is, in fact, the notorious 'Jersey Flash'

We have received a number of complaints from outraged 'Trekkers' following the removal of the the photo of 'Old Uncle Baldy' from these page. Always willing to listen to our readers, we have relented (slightly). The only other Star Trek picture we can find in our files is that of Counselor Deanna Troy aka Marina Sirtis who, like OUB is also *nglish !