scs Posters Gallery ~ Last Page

By Josiah Jenkins

Introduction, Captions and Closing Remarks by Dr Josiah J Jenkins

It would appear that these pages have been such a success that, for those still on dial-up, they were becoming extremely slow to load . . . To be honest, we ADSL and cable model smarties hadn't even noticed !

In an attempt to minimise this problem, the Publishers have moved some of the previously published photographs to this area in the faint hope that no-one will return and notice that they've been 'relegated' in their absence.

A subdued and sympathetic Pete Cowan consoles Dunfermline Football Club supporters when it is learned that Hibernian will take their place in the Scottish Premier League. (The hand lifting the kilt in the lower right reportedly belongs to Linda Cummings . . .)

Linda Cummings shares a laugh with the girls as she reveals what was under Pete's kilt . . .

Fogbrat aka Gretchen McGregor and someone who isn't her 'brother', Duncan.

Steven Pirie-Shepherd, member of the Gangsta' Rap Group "Scottish Boyz", prepares to go onstage and sing his hit song 'Touch My Kilt And I'll Pop A Cap In Yo' Ass, Bitch!'

Jennifer Fletcher and her dog Foonly relax on the couch. Jennifer doesn't do much for Scotland, but Foonly regularly poops on the heather, thereby fertilizing it.

John H Andrew, a retired Colonel in the 's.c.s. Elite Fighting Force', shows off the ribbons he won after years of faithful service. He has two decorations for being wounded by racist trolls, and won the coveted 'MacPhadruig Cross' for extreme bravery during a raid on soc.culture.irish. His career ended in shame, however, after he was relieved of duty for re-starting the 'There IS a Santa Clause' thread.

Nick Durie, seen microseconds after realising it will take him ten hours to crush England and make it part of Greater Scotland. 'I was going to do it after school next Tuesday,' he notes, 'but my Mum says I have to be in bed by nine thirty!' Now he's pinning his hopes on a note from the SNP, asking if he can stay up later, just this once . . .

The next picture is reputedly the back of the front of a regular s.c.s. poster . . . We have been unable to contact this person for permission to publish, so we will not identify him until we receive the aforementioned permission . . .
However, since this picture so neatly sums up all that is good and wholesome about s.c.s., (and since you can't see his face) we feel obliged to publish it . . .

Well, that's those who were named by Jon as 'the LoOnS of scs'
and in the immortal words, 'Thaaa. . . thaaa. . . thaaa. . . that's all, folks !'