The Alternative scs FAQ


A Definitive List of Acceptable Discussion Topics for scs

Mutual Enmity : Allegations, Accusations and Litigation.

Scots : It's Bloody English, it is ! (or maybe not ?)

Mine's Bigger : Genitalia, Guns and Genealogy.

Nationalism & Politics : He Hit Me Back First!

Stealth Bonking and Other Faint Memories.
(extra points gained if combined with a Famous People thread)

The MacPhadruig Mystique Ad Nauseum

Who is Scottish ? Not You. No, Not You.

Diverse remarks about Lancashire.

The Teuchter / Sassenach Divide.

Whisky : Mike Wade's Buying !

Famous People Near and Far.

History, Original and Revised.

Gaelic : Is it Cool or What ?

Football, Football, Football.

Potpourri as listed below.

Scotch or Scottish ? Eggs, Whisky, Wee Dugs & Persons.

Weddings, Christmas, Halloween, and Other Mistakes.

Sundry Anecdotes Involving 'Port Glasgow Girls'.

Tartan, Kilts, and General Sartorial Discussion.

Peripheral History : Just The Icky Parts.

Former Patriot or Expatriate ?

Bloody Furriners.

Keltic or Seltic ?

Wee Ditties.

Braveheart.

Clans.

A Somewhat Less Definitive List of Discussion Topics
which have been totally worn out on scs over the years.


Whisky is Scottish, Whiskey is Irish and / or American.

Kilts were invented in the 1800s by Sir Walter Scott.

Preserving Gaelic is a waste of money.

People who speak Scots are illiterate.

Clans are a 19th century invention.

Members of clans were not related.

*ngland is the root of all evil.

Tartans are fraudulant.

 

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