Please note that this form is suitable for use in most Southern States in the USA


Residency Permit Application

  1. Which State do you want to stay in ?
     
  1. Write your name in this box (or tick an option) :
     
      Billy-Bob
      Billy-Joe
      Billy-Ray
      Billy-Sue
      Billy-Mae
      Billy-Jack
  1. Write your age in this one :
     
  1. What sex are you ?
      Male
      Female
      Other
  1. What is your occupation ?
      Farmer
      Mechanic
      Asbestos Worker
      Hairdresser
      Unemployed
  1. Write your spouse's name in this box :
     
  1. Relationship to spouse ?
      Sister
      Brother
      Cousin
      Aunt
      Uncle
      Father
      Mother
      Son
      Daughter
  1. Number of children living in the household :
     
  1. Number that are yours :
     
  1. Your Mother's name :
     
  1. Your Father's name (if not sure, leave blank :
     
  1. Education (select highest Grade completed) :
      1
      2
      3
      4
  1. Do you own or rent your mobile home ?
      Own
      Rent
  1. What model and year is your pickup truck ?
     
  1. Total number of vehicles you own :
     
  1. Number of vehicles which still crank ?
     
  1. Number of vehicles in front yard ?
     
  1. Number of vehicles in back yard ?
     
  1. Number of vehicles on cement blocks ?
     
  1. Newspaper / Magazines you subscribe to :
      The National Enquirer
      The Globe
      TV Guide
      Soap Opera Digest
  1. Total number of firearms you own :
     
  1. Where are these firearms kept ?
      Truck
      Bedroom
      Bathroom
      Kitchen
      Shed
  1. Color of teeth :
      Yellow
      Brownish-Yellow
      Brown
      Black
      Not Applicable
  1. Brand of tobacco you prefer :
      Red-Man
      Skoal
      Copenhagen
      All of these
  1. How far is your home from a paved road ?
      1 mile
      2 miles
      5 miles
      Don't Know
  1. Organizations that you belong (check all that are applicable) :
      NRA
      NHRA
  1. Number of tractor pulls you've been to this month :
      5-10
      11-15
      Can't count
  1. Beverage of choice :
      Night Train
      Blind Dog Bourbon
      Cousin Cletus' Moonshine
      (Non-Commercial) Gasoline
  1. Number of Skoal Belt Buckles You Own ?
     
  1. Brand of Jeans that you prefer :
      Wranglers
  1. Do you play the banjo ?
      Yes

 

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