403 : Forbidden

By the Scottish Heretical Inqusition

Following an in-depth on-line analysis of the IP address shown above, it has been decided by those in authority that, due to the fact that you do not have the correct privileges, permission is denied to access the requested data held on this server at the present time.

Furthermore, as it is highly unlikely that you will be granted permission to do so in the future, we would suggest that you just go away and get on with your life and give up this apparent fixation about knowing exactly what 'The Rules' do, and indeed do not, state.

Basically, if you have to ask about them, then you're probably not supposed to know.

We do know what they are ! And when we quote them, that should be sufficient !

And before we are again accused of making them up as we go along . . .
One of the original copies, transcribed by a novice of the Scottish Heretical Inqusition.

Nowadays, of course, updates are sent out on a regular basis to S.H.I. members in DVD form.
Just because our ongoing raison d'être is to weed out and 're-educate' heretics, don't make the mistake of thinking we're still in the Dark Ages.

Be afraid ! As we now have your IP and home addresses, you are probably now on The List !

And, to quote the revered Montius Pythonicus, "Nobody expects the Inquisition".

All information on this page is reproduced with the kind permission of the Scottish Heretical Inqusition in conjunction with the Bene Gesserit, Missionaria Protectiva and G.O.D.

[The Scottish Heretical Inquisition freely acknowledges the input of Grand Inquisitor Frank Herbert and Inquisitor General Julian Jay Savarin in the formation of this alliance.]