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This Month on The Sci-Fi Movie Channel . . . 4 classic movies.

Doon - based on the novel by Herbert Phranck
Toast In Space - the long awaited sequel to 'Lost in Space'
Star Truck - where the Captain of NCC-1701 baldly goes, the supplies must follow
The Flyman - it's not arachnophobia if they really are out to get you

This Month on The Culture Channel

When Hilda Grossbusen finally sings . . . it's all over now, baby blue
Freddie Stare - as Jimmie Kelly and 'Shug' Astaire said, 'who is this guy ?'
Leesa Laine - the reclusive songstress surfaces in a rare appearance
The Roaches - the tribute band with an amazing ABBA repertoir

This Month on Children's TV

'Look and Learn' with favourite cartoon characters

This Month on The XXX Adult Channel

Lucinda Luscious stars in 'Jumpin' At The Gym' . . . nominated for a Golden Globes Award

This Month's Highlights on Other Channels

Sunday - Ecumenical Service by Rev. T.N Nurse & Cardinal Lin Dores

Inform TV - The 2008 Glenallan Lectures

Mon & Thu - Scottish Diaspora : The Bond and The Difference.
Tue & Fri - Democracy : A Scottish Perspective.
Wed & Sat - Britannia - Its Legacy

History TV - All At Sea with Columbus

Most nights - The man who found Ohio
Should he be forgiven after all this time ?

The Business Channel

Personal Pensions after Maxwell, Enron and Irn Broon
Most nights - Some nights - Liable to cancellation at short notice

The Wildlife Channel - Creatures in Their Native Habitat

A few nights only - We currently have several vacancies for reporters

Cook TV - Cooking Grits the Southern Way

Every night - Favourite roadkill recipes from our expert cooks

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