Introduction

Basic Training

Being "Badged"

Know Thy Enemy

On A Mission

Medical Supplies

Terrorist Gallery

Informer Menu

ON A MISSION

Not every special operation takes place on one's own home ground. Sometime you have to slip behind enemy lines at great risk to yourself in order to launch a surprise attack.

On this page we examine a typical operation in foreign territory -
Soc. Culture Irish!

Here are the events which led up to this confrontation. It began with a thread headed:

The dreaded Christmas dinner recipe post

Capt. MacPhadruig was scouting the border when he spotted this thread. Edging closer he read the following:

Just curious......anybody out there cooking a goose for Christmas
Kate(or corned beef?)H :)

Uncharacteristically moved by this pathetic refugee appeal, Capt. MacPhàdruig laid down 433 lines of Christmas recipe fire, bringing new hope to millions of starving Irish people facing Christmas with nothing but boiled beef and cabbage to survive on.

To amuse himself Capt. MacPhàdruig attached a cryptic message which read in part:

Because the traditions of Christmas, like decorated trees and presents date from after Christmas was abolished in Scotland, many of those traditions are not much practised.

Not surprisingly, he received a message of gratitude from a spokesperson for the recipients. It read:

Thank you, so much, Micheil.

Imagine then his shock when someone suddenly opened up on him with rapid fire!

Because you can't get a Scotsman to give away fuck all so what's the point of having a Christmas?

Patacheeki of Itchi Bum Bum

It turned out that Patacheeki of Itchi Bum Bum also calls himself The Incan Sun God.

Luckily, a cryptology expert at Aberdeen University, (Dept of Cultural History) was able to translate the mysterious signature and unmask the mysterious Patacheeki.

He was a known Irish newsgroup terrorist - none other than the infamous, notorious, vicious GoldenArse!

Capt. MacPhàdruig didn't hesitate - switching his keyboard to full Rock 'n Roll, he blasted the Ican Sun God to Kingdom Come!

After reading your posts I concluded fuck all is what you offer. I gather you're a musician and I guessed you play the penny whistle by the windy cheap shots.

That's why if there's trouble on Usenet, it's time for SCS to step in. In this case, we did.